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Q How do you recognize a blonde from Flashcomment Blonde jokes Jokes
Q: How do you recognize a blonde in school? A: They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.

Q Did you hear about the blonde from Flashcomment Blonde jokes Jokes
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who hijacked a submarine? A: She demanded $200,000 and a parachute.

Q What did the blonde say about from Flashcomment Blonde jokes Jokes
Q: What did the blonde say about blonde jokes? A: She said they were pretty good, but they might offend some Puerto Ricans.

Q How does a blonde high A from Flashcomment Blonde jokes Jokes
Q: How does a blonde high-5? A: She smacks herself in the forehead.

Q How do blondes pierce their earsA from Flashcomment Blonde jokes Jokes
Q: How do blondes pierce their ears? A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.

Q What do you call a blonde from Flashcomment Blonde jokes Jokes
Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of their head? A: All you can eat, under a buck.

Q What a BLONDE will ask the from Flashcomment Blonde jokes Jokes
Q: What a BLONDE will ask the doctor, in the maternity ward? A: "Is it mine?"

Q Why did the blonde jump off from Flashcomment Blonde jokes Jokes
Q: Why did the blonde jump off the cliff? A: She thought her maxi pad had wings

Q How can you tell a blonde from Flashcomment Blonde jokes Jokes
Q: How can you tell a blonde is being unfaithful? A: Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin.

Did you hear about the blonde who from Flashcomment Blonde jokes Jokes
Did you hear about the blonde who put "Sagittarius" at the bottom of application forms where it said "Sign Here".

Did you hear about the blonde who from Flashcomment Blonde jokes Jokes
Did you hear about the blonde who missed the 44 bus? She took the 22 twice instead.

Q What do you call a blonde from Flashcomment Blonde jokes Jokes
Q: What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case? A: Branch Manager.

A blonde brunette and a redhead had from Flashcomment Blonde jokes Jokes
A blonde, brunette and a redhead had a breaststroke swimming race across the English Channel. The brunette came in first, the redhead came in second and the blonde never finished. When the blonde got in the lifeboat she said, ''I don't want to be a tattletale or anything, but the other two used their arms.''

A blonde was bragging about her knowledge from Flashcomment Blonde jokes Jokes
A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of international capitals. She proudly said, "Go ahead and quiz me. I know all of them!" Her friend said, "O.K. then, what's the capital of France?" The blonde replied, "Oh, that's so easy! F."

A German woman is walking down the from Flashcomment Blonde jokes Jokes
A German woman is walking down the street. Eleven blonde guys walk up and attack her. She screams, ''Nein! Nein!'' So two guys walk away.

In a fancy Paris restaurant there is from Flashcomment Blonde jokes Jokes
In a fancy Paris restaurant, there is a magical wish-granting mirror. But it only grants wishes if you tell the truth -- if you lie, you disappear. One day, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead enter the restaurant and decide to try out the mirror. The brunette goes first. "I think I'm the smartest woman on earth." "POOF!" She disappears. The redhead goes up to try. p> "I think I'm the prettiest woman on earth." "POOF!" She disappears. The blonde goes up. "I think--" "POOF!"

At a pharmacy a blonde asked to from Flashcomment Blonde jokes Jokes
At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh the baby she held in her arms. The clerk explained that the device was out for repairs, but said that she would figure the infant's weight by weighing the woman and baby together on the adult scale, then weighing the mother alone and subtracting the second amount from the first. "That won't work," countered the woman. "I'm not the mother, I'm the aunt."

Q What is the difference between blondes from Flashcomment Blonde jokes Jokes
Q: What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs? A: Some traffic signs say stop.

Q What did the blonde do when from Flashcomment Blonde jokes Jokes
Q: What did the blonde do when she noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency? A: She turned it over and used the other side.

Q How can you steal the window from Flashcomment Blonde jokes Jokes
Q: How can you steal the window seat of a blonde on a plane going to London? A: Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.